IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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