I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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