Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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go home
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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