I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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