Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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