he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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