tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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