We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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