I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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