I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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