Welp...herpes.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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