She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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