did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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