Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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