Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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