whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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