how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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