Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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