I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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