Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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