New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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