It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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