I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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