Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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