The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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