I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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