Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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