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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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