It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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