pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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