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Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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