I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
