a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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