Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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