Already got asked if we're dating
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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