Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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