i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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