she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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