Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just invented taco cereal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Randomize