if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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