She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
