in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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