So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I have feelings that need drinking.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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