I want to stick my p in your. b.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
