don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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