is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
