The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
