your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
