so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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