i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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