I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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