I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He felt like a one man threesome
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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