I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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