If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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